Wednesday, December 17, 2014

I Have Seen The Hobbit...

...and I am not okay.
I have seen Ian McKellan as Gandalf for the last time, and I am not okay.

I have seen Orlando Bloom as Legolas for the last time, and I am not okay.

I have seen Smaug destroy Laketown, and I am not okay.

I have seen Legolas' fight scenes seriously upped, and I am not okay.

I have seen Kili die avenging Fili,  and I am not okay.

I have seen Tauriel mourn Kili, and I don't even ship them, and I am not okay.

I have seen Thorin descend into dragon sickness, and I am not okay.

I have seen Thorin die as a true dwarf king, and I am not okay.

I have seen Bilbo mourn Thorin, and I am not okay.

I have heard the words "The Eagles are coming" for the last time, and I am not okay.

I have watched Galadriel banish Sauron with the Star of Earendil, and I am not okay.

I have seen Elrond fight the Nine Kings, and I am not okay.

I have seen the utter cowardice that is Alfrid, and I am not okay.

I have seen Bilbo Baggins at his bravest, and I am not okay.

I have seen Dain the Ironfoot headbutt Orcs, and I am not okay.

I have seen the armies of Gundabad, and I am not okay.

I have seen the Battle of Five Armies with my own eyes, and I am not okay.

I have heard the Shire theme for the last time, and I am not okay.

I have seen what is probably the last Tolkien movie by Peter Jackson, and I am not okay.

I have heard this song, and I am so not okay.

7 comments:

  1. I'm trying to decide whether or not I'm glad to be waiting for the DVD release. On one hand, I really, REALLY want to see it. On the other...I still get to be happy for a few more months.

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    1. But how can you be happy when Tumblr keeps freaking out about the acorn? :/

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  2. OH MY GOSH BILLY BOYD'S SONG BASICALLY RIPPED MY HEART OUT AND LEFT IT ON THE ICE WITH THORIN. ♥

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    1. THERE WAS AN ILLEGAL AMOUNT OF FEELS IN THAT SONG. SO MANY FEELINGS.

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  3. I'm kind of the opposite. I was expecting to be so depressed after I saw it yesterday, and instead I'm euphoric! I loved so much of it, and can't wait to see it again.

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    1. Euphoric, I can understand. "I am not okay" pretty much summarizes proud, crying, heartfelt, full-heart, nostalgic, hits home, can't believe it, this is awesome, I identify, impressed.....all of that. I sat in the theater for like 10 minutes of the credits just trying to process it all. Very, very good movie. :-) Boys and I are going to see it in 3D tomorrow. :-)

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